What?! There's a device in that company that can stop time in specific locations! I'm usually bullied by my female coworkers, but if time stops, it doesn't matter! I'm going to get even for all the crap they've put me through! I'll touch, lick, insert, and pull out as much as I want, stop and start time whenever I please! The only mistake was that the cleaning lady found out about the device and started using it... I never thought she'd use it in such a disgusting way...
