As a man dealing with infertility, I decided to use a sperm bank. Since I wanted to leave behind superior genetics, I chose a highly speculative individual named Sanekichi—an incredibly handsome guy with an IQ of 141 and top-notch athletic abilities. However, Sanekichi informed me that he only provides samples through actual intercourse at the time of ejaculation. While this method ensures freshness, it also means having a non-loving, workmanlike sexual encounter with someone other than my wife. Although technically acceptable, knowing she wouldn't approve makes me feel guilty...
